This is me with my human holding me up. I'm using her account to blog, so ignore the name on the post. It's ME, Mac The Monkey!
I arrived here at Christmas to great acclaim and I'm terrorising the cats that had the run of the place. They call the humans slaves, which is all right and proper, but we have to realise whose slaves they are. Let me give you a clue: it isn't the cats.
I may not post here very often but now you know where to find me when you need an injection of charisma into your dull life.
